Jakes car

There are a few reasons I should NEVER be allowed to drive Jakes Mustang....
1.I can't reach the damn pedals
2.I can't see over the damn hood
2.5 I didn't have my license with me (real estate license isn't going to help with that one).
3.My limbs go numb after I beat someone on bangerter highway
4.I make my unborn baby cry. Pay back for her biting my ovaries all the time
5.I found no gov. for the speed in that vehicle
6.I go slightly tacacardic when I'm driving it
7.Jake hates the smell of a burning clutch
8. It's Way too much fun.